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...does not appear in this post.

But it is *such* a good title. Spoilers for "Closing Time".

( Funny words go here )

Bullsomething, anyway.

( Slightly naughty word! )

Rule #2: See rule #1

( Rule 34: Does not apply here )

Well done, Doctor. Didn't you watch "The Phantom Menace"?

( You lucky lucky bugger. )

Or a reasonable robot facsimile thereof.

Spoilers for "Let's Kill Bill Hitler".

( I can't think, I'm too damn tired )

I ran out of jelly baby jokes, sorry.

( Really, really sorry. )

Spoilers for "The Almost People".

( I get the feeling whatsername must already have been BATF*** INSANE for her clone to go all Mark Gatiss on everyone... )

Only 3 people from Australia will get this.

Spoilers for "The Rebel Flesh"!

( I also thought of sullied flesh melting into a dew, but it's more like a hideous oozing slop than dew. )

There's apparently a statistic about how many men kiss their cars more than their wife. The Doctor doesn't have this problem.

Spoilers for "The Doctor's Wife".

( Does this and the last episode make him a bigamist? Then again, with Marilyn and Cameca he's a polygamist, isn't he... )